success stories
Samantha Conway, Skokie, IL
After hearing about Guns for the Children while listening to NPR on my way to work, I went to the site and decided to import a child. Let me tell you, Clipclop doesn’t have a last name…but if I could give him one it would be Angel. After a terrible break up where I walked in on my boyfriend sleeping with my best friend, Clipclop decided to set fire to that douche bag's car and shoot up his family’s house. The house was even in a gated community. Clipclop with his little underdeveloped frame was able to easily slip through the bars undetected. I didn’t even ask him to help out. He truly is my little Angel.
Marcus Lemantov , Fresno, CA
First of all these kids are amazing. However, I have had several problems. After bringing 3 of your orphaned children to Disneyworld, they proceeded to ethnically cleanse Tomorrowland. Fortunately, Disney had many little child soldiers of their own. Let me tell you I have never been so embarrassed. These kids don’t respond to punishment! The look on their little faces makes me forgive everything though. They are so precious.
